LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 年前Today is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know itmessage-squaremessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1874file-text
arrow-up1874message-squareToday is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know itLordOfLocksley@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 年前message-square106fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelntl@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 年前I’ve always thought that we do it because it’s safer than firing guns into the air.
minus-squaredotfiles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 年前Or maybe fireworks were invented by people who hate their neighbors’ pets.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 年前And to be fair, both options are safer than just walking around with a torch igniting buildings and people.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 年前Yes but burning mansions to the ground is also an American tradition.
minus-squaregoatseposter@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 年前Burninating all the people! in their THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!
I’ve always thought that we do it because it’s safer than firing guns into the air.
Or maybe fireworks were invented by people who hate their neighbors’ pets.
And to be fair, both options are safer than just walking around with a torch igniting buildings and people.
Yes but burning mansions to the ground is also an American tradition.
Burninating all the people!
in their THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!