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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

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I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    “Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I’ll see you in about 10 years.”

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        One!

        Of us!

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        A push up bra!

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    “I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”

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        [shoe squeaking intensifies]

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          WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEEEE!

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    I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

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      Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

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        🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶

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    THAT’S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

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    Weeooweeeoo

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    Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

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      I shall change my name to… Betty.

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        But… isn’t Betty…a woman’s name?

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    Does a power kick to the child’s chest … yes he may return to his studies

    Worf: … these instructors are way too lenient

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    Tiger… Birdie…

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    Chosen one!

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      I’m coming!

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    “What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? … My ass!!”

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    I feel like I’m missing something. I don’t understand anything going on in this thread.

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      Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It’s a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.

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    “Kick it”? (Rap beat starts playing)

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