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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Let's confuse Americans!

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Let's confuse Americans!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

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      Improves the flavor

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        Of the piss, or the milk?

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          Yeah

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            We should hang out

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              calciYUM!

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                From the milk or the kidney stones?

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      What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?

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        You chug.

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