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Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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funny title

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Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    TRANSCRIPT:

    Be at Swedish ship cruise
    haven’t defecated in a week
    shit at least three giant python in the toilet
    try to flush
    not working.jpg
    panic
    try to flush again but shit doesn’t flush
    look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
    Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
    try to flush and say “titta”(watch in english), while push flush button
    shit goes normally away to sewer

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      Actually it says “week week”.

      • Playingwithethenew@kbin.social
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        Just edited transcript.

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    I am CRYING

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    Ahh, classic ruotsinlaiva

  • Saltyconvo@lemmy.world
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    It’s too blurry to read

    • Strangian@lemm.ee
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      I see glasses in your future

    • BaconIsAVeg@kbin.social
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      Looks fine to me.

    • Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.mlOP
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      What’s the screen resolution of your phone?

  • DannySpud@kbin.social
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    Jack Whitehall telling a variation of this joke on Graham Norton: https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0

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    Jack Whitehall? Is that you again?

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    I can feel this.

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    Damn this one really got me I was so concentrated on the swedish part I really didn’t predict this ending.

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    One of my favorites

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