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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What'll It Be?

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What'll It Be?

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

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      I’ve seen the same thing in our 2 month old daughter. Spot on.

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      And once they starting learning to walk they become little drunks reeling around the property

  • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is a young miles o’brien

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    Now John at the bar is a friend of mine,

    Gets me my drinks for free.

    But he’s quick with a joke or a light of your smoke,

    But there’s somewhere that he’d rather be.

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      He says, “Bill, I believe this is killing me,”

      As a smile ran away from his face.

      "Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star,

      If I could get out of this place."

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    If chief o’brian had a baby with chief o’brian

    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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      That’s clearly the love child of Champ Kind and Todd Packer

  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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    What you don’t know is he is already 6 pints in. If it wasn’t for the back to his chair he would be on the floor.

  • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Bro looks like that “man” roblox face

  • papalonian@lemmy.world
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    He’s making me think of David Koechner in Anchorman

  • Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world
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    That ain’t no baby. That is a leprecaun.

  • phoneymouse@lemmy.world
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    4 months or 40?

  • RHTeebs@startrek.website
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    Matt Lucas, I presume?

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    This is baby John C Reilly and you can’t convince me otherwise.

  • StephniBefni@lemmy.world
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    Looks like he is about to be a transporter technician on the enterprise.

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