mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前What is the least amusing joke you're aware of?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up116
arrow-up116message-squareWhat is the least amusing joke you're aware of?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square18fedilink
minus-squarewaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 年前What is something that is brown and sticky? Answer A stick
minus-squareTurbofish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前What’s green and sticky? spoiler A green stick
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 年前ok but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word… Q: How are you feeling today? A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking. Q: How’s your phone? A: It’s phoney.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前I don’t get your first joke, but your second one is hilarious! Is the phone real and very phone or is it fake and not phone at all?
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前You are correct, the first one wasn’t funny. The second one turned out to be a pun. Hey, I’m not getting paid for leaving comments. Don’t expect to be entertained at every moment here.
What is something that is brown and sticky?
Answer
A stick
What’s green and sticky?
spoiler
A green stick
ok but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word…
Q: How are you feeling today?
A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking.
Q: How’s your phone?
A: It’s phoney.
I don’t get your first joke, but your second one is hilarious! Is the phone real and very phone or is it fake and not phone at all?
You are correct, the first one wasn’t funny. The second one turned out to be a pun. Hey, I’m not getting paid for leaving comments. Don’t expect to be entertained at every moment here.