• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    2 年前

    He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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      So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

      Sounds brutal 😆

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      2 年前

      Bernie at the vending machine:

      checks wallet

      Aw damn, no monies

      takes a few quarters from behind ear