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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Can't outsmart your teacher

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Can't outsmart your teacher

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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

    You’re pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

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      Dark mode for the fucking win.

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        It still produces light though??

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          Shh, Texas education…

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          Removed by mod

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            You are very wrong.

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              Yeah dudes comment history is pretty toxic and filled with variations of “fuck”.

              Nothing against swearing, but it loses its impact if used to frequently.

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                Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNH-0CBfr8

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                But how else can a 14 year old show you they are cool?

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            These people don’t own OLED phones lul

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          Somebody hasn’t used OLED dark mode at minimum brightness

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        How about just not using it in a theater at all?

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          Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place

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            Where am I going to text tho???

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              And where are you going to vape and grope your date?

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                What is the world coming too?

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