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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

My children will refer to me as father.

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My children will refer to me as father.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.

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      Ok papi

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        Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.

        You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.

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          “Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”

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            Eugh, what have you done???

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      You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.

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      Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦

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      Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”

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      Yes but but but pa pi

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