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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory

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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
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    Willy Wonka and Venture Capitalism

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      Oompa loompa doompety doo We have a perfect deal for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you’ll listen to me

      What do you get when you buy a company That is struggling to make any money? You strip it down and sell all of its parts And pocket all of the profits with no remorse

      You don’t care about the workers’ fate You only care about the growth rate You know that greed is good and right You sleep so soundly every night

      Oompa loompa doompety da If you are greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do

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        This guy Oompas

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        Wrong set! You’re supposed to be on the set of Pretty Woman!

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      Willy Wonka and the Anti-Trust Suit

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        Willy Wonka 2: Da Search For More Money

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbGyLayKjE

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