BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
Willy Wonka and Venture Capitalism
Oompa loompa doompety doo We have a perfect deal for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you buy a company That is struggling to make any money? You strip it down and sell all of its parts And pocket all of the profits with no remorse
You don’t care about the workers’ fate You only care about the growth rate You know that greed is good and right You sleep so soundly every night
Oompa loompa doompety da If you are greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do
This guy Oompas
Wrong set! You’re supposed to be on the set of Pretty Woman!
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