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minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·1 year agoAll humans are dead, that’s why the air is clean.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-21 year agoIf all humans are dead then who buried him and placed the tombstone there? Check mate atheists.
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoAs one of the last humans, he was taking care of all the dogs and trained them to burry him when he died. He created the tomb in advance and a machine to engrave the last digits when his heart beat stops.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoDon’t even need the engraving machine. He could’ve started dying early in the year and figured he could call it.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoSeems like a safe bet for the following year. Don’t think it matters much to him either way.
minus-squareChev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou had a good argument until you wrote atheist.
minus-squareSuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agohttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/checkmate-atheists Whoosh
All humans are dead, that’s why the air is clean.
If all humans are dead then who buried him and placed the tombstone there? Check mate atheists.
As one of the last humans, he was taking care of all the dogs and trained them to burry him when he died. He created the tomb in advance and a machine to engrave the last digits when his heart beat stops.
Don’t even need the engraving machine. He could’ve started dying early in the year and figured he could call it.
What if he starts declining in December.
Seems like a safe bet for the following year. Don’t think it matters much to him either way.
You had a good argument until you wrote atheist.
Atheist
Amen
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/checkmate-atheists Whoosh