• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Oh I’m sorry, I thought America was all about turning the bull loose and protecting our beloved economy in its current form at all costs.

    Actions have consequences. An economy designed for infinite growth/metastasis on a very finite world has consequences. We’ve only just begun to feel the consequences of our not merely tolerance, but encouragement of insatiable, unaccountable greed.

    Buckle up. The price of lattes will be the least of our worries. Another 10 years and Chocolate and Coffee will probably be priced out for us capital batteries. Don’t worry though, they’ll make some cancer causing substitute that’s a third as satisfying for half the price. Be sure to CONSUME it.

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      11 months ago

      Make sure you have your “I got cancer from sugar substitute” insurance paid up! That won’t be covered any other way! Easy and convenient payment plans start at just $195 paid every alternate 9 days! At that price you can’t afford not to get it!!!