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Stamets@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Oh my god... THEY'VE BOTTLED ME

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Oh my god... THEY'VE BOTTLED ME

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Stamets@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    This makes me very suspicious that you’re secretly a Ferenghi. Did Quark talk you into this?

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        I’ll give you 15 strips for one if it’s numbered and stamped with a seal of authentication by the Ferengi Commerce Authority.

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            Brunt, FCA: “What I want is 52 discs of vacuum-dessicated @Stamets. Nothing more, nothing less.”

            @Stamets: “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!”

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          Odo’s going to be allll over you.

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            Literally

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    I don’t trust that product. It’s probably filled with tardigrades.

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    Confirmed, I yearn to put my dick in the bottle too

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    Guaranteed to keep you erect for at least 6 hours

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      you teleport between mirror universes at climax

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    I hope you’re getting royalties

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      I mean… The Founder of Host Defense is Paul Stamets… In 1980… https://hostdefense.com/pages/who-we-are#about-paul-stamets … Sounds like someone has a temporal problem …

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        He’s wearing a shirt with a Delta Shield…

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          This cannot be coincidence, can it?

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            It’s intentional.

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        My brain just travelled into the mycelial network and back again … that is freakin amazing … I love the connection they made there … wow

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    I figured you’d be something like gas station boner pills and not something classy like artisan squeezed immune system boosting mushrooms.

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      The difference between me in dress blues and me in a tanktop

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    I see you conveniently cropped out the price tag so as not to disappoint us by showing us the true cost of this highly priced, unobtainable by mere mortals product.

    I’ll have to settle for the Lion’s Mane instead … it will help with my mental clarity.

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      Once your mind is clear, you’ll realize you should have gotten stamets instead.

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      Reminds me of Hasselhoff eating that burger.

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    THAT explains the moldy memes!

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    Essence of Stamets in a bottle? Not sure how to feel about that one

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      Neither am I my man! I didn’t wanna by powdered!

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    I think based on that tag it’s entirely possible we live in the same town.

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      Good gods I had the same reaction. I want to know the isle this photo was taken in so I can go find out!

      But that has to be a trademark shared elsewhere right??

      edit: Okay, yeah, National Cooperative Grocers Association. I’m mildly disappointed now lol.

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        Yeah if that’s the case then no haha

        It looks exactly like the tags in my local co-op

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    So… Why exactly are you good for the immune system?

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      I am painfully white so clearly if I am any type of cell it is white, which works for your immune system

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    My God, they’ve bottled me. I don’t know how, but they’ve bottled me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!

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    What becoming one with the mycelium network does to a person

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    You seem to be a fun guy.

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