- Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree. - Thank you, but also wtf?! - https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link) - It’s actually pretty interesting. 
 
- Weird 
- That’s why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal. 
 
- This one’s gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd. 
- Pre-sleep - Nappetizer - Asnooze bouche - Edit: greenthorn wins 
- Nice. I ❤️ those. 
 
 
- I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up. - Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable 
- This destroys the spine. 
 
- Every night: - 7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit - 9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed 
- A snooze bouche - An amuse chill - Just avoid the snores d’oeuvres - hahaha you win 
 
 
 
- I recommend the canapés. - Can-nap-yays 
 
- Image Transcription: Twitter Post 
 - no doubt, @selontheweb - i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees 









