gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agoAlabama’s Nitrogen Gas Execution Will Be Cruel and Unusual Punishmentwww.jurist.orgexternal-linkmessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1198file-text
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minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoIt’s literally the way I choose to die.
minus-squareJagger2097@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoChased off a cliff by lacrosse players?
minus-squareGrabthar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHaving your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoTopless lacrosse players. That distinction is a rather important bit.
minus-squareJagger2097@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI’m not sure I would be very motivated in that case
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoWell death by snu snu is my PREFERRED way. Nitrogen asphyxiation would be a distant second but highly preferred to any of the others mentioned.
It’s literally the way I choose to die.
Chased off a cliff by lacrosse players?
Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
Topless lacrosse players. That distinction is a rather important bit.
I’m not sure I would be very motivated in that case
Well death by snu snu is my PREFERRED way. Nitrogen asphyxiation would be a distant second but highly preferred to any of the others mentioned.