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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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read more: https://www.theonion.com/no-scan-do-1851166788

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    deleted by creator

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      See, Im going to speak in defence of the QR code in some places. If I go to a pub, staffed by interchangable 20 somethings who are simultaniously taking orders, wiping tables, pouring drinks, clearing tables… yeah I dont think those menus are getting wiped down all that often.

      If its a restaraunt, or trying to be upmarket… yeah make menus.

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        Maybe if you call ahead they’ll autoclave a menu and a table for you.

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      How much did you tip the waiters?

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        At that point what services should they be tipped for?

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          Walked all the way to your table with a plate!

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            Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

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              My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!

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