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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

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I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

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      I think it could work.

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      That would be fire ngl

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      “And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

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    Oops, I did it again

    I played with your heart, got lost in the game

    Oh baby, baby

    Oops, you think I’m in love

    That I’m sent from above

    I’m not that innocent

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    Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

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      You must have seen my OnlyFans

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      Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP’s pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they’d laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

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      No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

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    Did he still do all that meth?

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      I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

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      It wasn’t illegal back then

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    Who kidnapped you from the past?

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      The government.

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        Which government? The reptile ones?

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          They are all reptile governments.

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      I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

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        hate it when it happens

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    Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

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      I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

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    you can say he was bottom, everyone knows

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    Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

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      I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

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      I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

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    Any threesomes with Eva Braun?

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      Oh yeah. And the dog too.

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        that must’ve been pawsome

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    Does he like to cuddle after?

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      Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

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    I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

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      That’s a beautiful love story.

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