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Pegged In The Butt By My Cracked Video Game Provider by Chuck Tingle
Nominated for 12 Hugo awards
I kind of like that she exists. She’s part of the world’s deep lore now. Imagine reading in a sci-fi story that there’s a super high-tech anti-hacker measure and only 2 super-mega-hackers certified by Hackerman himself or whatever are able to get through it.
And one of them is this fucking person.
Idk I just think it’s magical
I kinda think it tracks that one of them would just be out and open with their narcicissm and kinks
Honestly I don’t trust people who wield great power without being a little corrupt. Like don’t tell me you’re not corrupt, no one believes that. Just tell me that you use your absolute power for relatively harmless shit like cutting to the front of the line at movies or having the security forces smuggle illegal cigarettes for you.
I want to wield great power and use it to kill billionaires.
If I ever become General Secretary of the World Communist Party I’m definitely using my clout for getting free house cleaning service, I hate chores.
I would use my powers to get free breakfast. In bed.
I would clandestinely have someone sew patches onto my clothes cause damn that takes me a while, and then also not pay for nicotine.
It kinda makes sense now that I think about it. If her real identity were ever to be revealed, she’d be thrown in prison so fast that some kinks floating around online would be the very least of her problems.
I oscillate between: “it’s done for the lolz”and “only somebody like this would actually dedicate themselves to cracking denuvo for (almost) free”.
I totally agree that it makes the world more interesting. It’s like if Tom Bombadil had a pegging fetish. The unexplained is needed to add some magic to the world, and if it were to be understood the allure would be lost.
It’s like if Tom Bombadil had a pegging fetish.
That has to be a new sentence that no one has ever typed before.
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I wouldn’t be surprised at all, though. He seems like the kind of guy who would be totally comfortable with whatever he was in to.
Not totally off character ngl
