• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    If Trump loses the 2024 election because Texas temporarily secedes, taking its 38 Republican electoral votes with it, I might die from the schadenfreude.

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      10 months ago

      1.Just give Texas back to Mexico.

      2.Reverse UNO

      3.White Republicans are now the immigrants on the wrong side of the border

      4.Enjoy some queso

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          10 months ago

          Or cartel runs in and they have a lucrative cash for drugs trade, that they mostly funnel into other states for profit not seeing the irony in any if it…

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            10 months ago

            the issue with that is that cartels like being paid for their products as much as any business- legitimate or otherwise. Texas won’t be able to pay when we remove them from the US banking system. there’s not enough cash to go around, and they’ll probably have to mint their own currency.

            Which… the Cartel won’t be dumb enough to do business in… which means they’ll have to do business in stuff like gold or whatever else.

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        10 months ago

        All the morons screaming about colonization aboard are already packing their bags to leave Texas right? RIGHT? California too, if they’re anything but sjw Jack offs.