• @scarecrw
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    201 year ago

    I, the honorable King of the great nation of Recothuami, am certainly not to blame. On an unrelated note, I have an incredible investment opportunity that may be of interest to you.

    • @kek_w_lol
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      111 year ago

      How coincidental! I have room temperature IQ (centigrade) and a few thousand to spare!what is the opportunity?

      • @thx1138
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        41 year ago

        Centigrade LOL

        • @kek_w_lol
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          31 year ago

          I don’t know whether you are laughing at the low number, or the fact that I use the superior system. But the fact that you’re laughing is great! Keep up the good mood :).

          • @thx1138
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            1 year ago

            Laughing at how you specified C in order to ensure the lowest possible number, great job! Crying because America ;)

        • @kek_w_lol
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          21 year ago

          You don’t wanna see my nudes. Trust me bro.

  • @MyMulligan
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    181 year ago

    It twere I. I confess. I tried using Lemmy as a pasta strainer and not as intended for the Internet because the instructions were unclear.

    • @ojmcelderry
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      91 year ago

      Instructions unclear. My pasta is now decentralised.

  • @chraqs
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    131 year ago

    I was just trying to pick up girls when I asked everyone for their social security numbers

    • -hypnotoad-
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      51 year ago

      How else do you start a conversation besides asking for her first pets name and street she grew up on?!

  • ScorpiosRevenge
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    21 year ago

    At my office Z-Scaler also flagged lemmy.one however lemmy.ml and .world go through just fine not sure why?

    • @epyon22
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      11 year ago

      I assume Lemmy.ml is older scammers try to skirt security by making new domains all the time so it’s a flag for young domains with no history