I, the honorable King of the great nation of Recothuami, am certainly not to blame. On an unrelated note, I have an incredible investment opportunity that may be of interest to you.
How coincidental! I have room temperature IQ (centigrade) and a few thousand to spare!what is the opportunity?
Centigrade LOL
I don’t know whether you are laughing at the low number, or the fact that I use the superior system. But the fact that you’re laughing is great! Keep up the good mood :).
Laughing at how you specified C in order to ensure the lowest possible number, great job! Crying because America ;)
send me yr nudez and I’d tell u
You don’t wanna see my nudes. Trust me bro.
It twere I. I confess. I tried using Lemmy as a pasta strainer and not as intended for the Internet because the instructions were unclear.
Instructions unclear. My pasta is now decentralised.
I was just trying to pick up girls when I asked everyone for their social security numbers
How else do you start a conversation besides asking for her first pets name and street she grew up on?!
Phish sucks
Wanna bet it’s because it was “pretending to be lemmy.ml”?
At my office Z-Scaler also flagged lemmy.one however lemmy.ml and .world go through just fine not sure why?