• Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    10 months ago

    If someone says they have nothing to hide, I ask if they also leave the door open when they use a public rest room.

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      10 months ago

      Yeah or tell them you need to look at all of their emails and texts right now. Will also need to listen to recordings of every phone call they’ve ever made.

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        You can just do a foia request for that. Just put in very specific language, like “any and all communications containing the words “nr" "ft” “r****d”” and that will get them paranoid af.

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      If they’re in the USA they don’t need to.

      There’s gaps all around the edges that a small child can fit through.

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      The right wing (small government? Don’t look into things that aren’t your business?) Would like to require genital checks before bathroom usage, but only for a certain "type"of person.