• samus12345@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    “Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”

    “Those are all normal noises.”

    “Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”

    “Just sit back and relax.”

    “That’s just the engine powering up.”

    “That’s just the engine struggling.”

    “That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”