jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agoMAGA lunatic beheads own father for being a federal employeewww.phillyburbs.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1142cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1142external-linkMAGA lunatic beheads own father for being a federal employeewww.phillyburbs.comjack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square118fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·2 years agoThis is why i don’t have kids
minus-squareHeavenAndEarth [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 years agoDon’t worry, it’s not likely that your potential children will behead you
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 years agoIt’s about a million times more likely your kid will take care of you in your old age than behead you
minus-squareanonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoYa never know…
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoYou could be crushed by a falling anvil every time you walk outside. Basing your life decisions off of things with basically no chance of happening (one in 300 million) is irrational and will stunt your life
minus-squarevoight [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoYou can rule out a number of the factors present in this case
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 years agoGotta appreciate the hustle and grindset on display though. It’s getting harder and harder to get a head in this economy.
This is why i don’t have kids
Don’t worry, it’s not likely that your potential children will behead you
It’s about a million times more likely your kid will take care of you in your old age than behead you
Ya never know…
You could be crushed by a falling anvil every time you walk outside. Basing your life decisions off of things with basically no chance of happening (one in 300 million) is irrational and will stunt your life
You can rule out a number of the factors present in this case
Gotta appreciate the hustle and grindset on display though. It’s getting harder and harder to get a head in this economy.