If anyone’s ever going to be able to crack the secret to widespread adoption of VR, I think it’ll be Valve.

I see what you did there.

Beyblade

Over $100 billion in research and investment just to go “Nah, nevermind.”

Whine harder, techboy.

He sees his future financial ruin rushing towards him like a freight train, and he’s starting to panic.

When CEOs beg you to be nicer to their products, you know they’re in trouble.

Yay uncommon medical histories!

I bounced my way down the sail access ladder, through the upper level deck hatch, and landed in middle level.

What was yours?

I’m aware. I was the medical emergency on the sub.

Imagine how scary it must be having a medical emergency and being 250 miles straight up from any medical help.

And I thought having a medical emergency on a submarine was scary.

Well, first, are they aware that you know what they did / said?

Nice, I’ll have to find it! Thanks for the heads-up!

There was an Oregon Trail II?

If you’re too busy enjoying yourself to notice that your government is murdering your fellow citizens, that’s called having your head in the sand.

Or, just maybe, you’re being disingenuous and you just can’t be bothered to care, which says vastly more about the state of your morals than it does about your level of enjoyment in life.

"Company that removed “Don’t Be Evil” from its corporate charter says “Trust me, bro!”

Probably shouldn’t make slop then, huh?

Maybe too many blows to the head after getting into MMA?

Bro contracted lead poisoning, was informed of TEL’s toxicity in 1922, and was still stupid enough to deliberately give himself lead poisoning again in 1924 to trick people into thinking it was safe.

Not only irreparable and frankly incomprehensible levels of environmental damage, but his products are cumulatively estimated to have stolen at least 824 million IQ points from people born during their use.

Andrew Tate’s a good one

Peter Thiel isn’t a CEO, so he’s #1

Leonard Leo, Trump / Project 2025 dark money donor

Joe Rogan

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTHCARE

Well, THAT’S horrifying.

The kids game platform that has massive issues with grooming and child predators now wants pictures of their underage users?

Surely, nothing can go wrong.