Okay, according to the dates on Wikipedia, he was 91 years old when he died. Assuming he couldn’t perform them until at least mid-teens, I’m going to be generous and say he could have had 75 active years of doing this.

75 • 365.25 = 27393.75 days

60K (minimum) exorcisms would make an average of 2.19 per day EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 75 YEARS.

I admit I’m atheist, but even true believers have to admit this guy was extremely likely to be full of shit.

EDIT:

…he is quoted as saying that yoga is satanic because it leads to the practice of Hinduism, Buddhism and “all eastern religions are based on a false belief in reincarnation” and “practicing yoga is satanic, it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter.”

Ummm, yeeaaahhhh… An entire generation (and then some) is now evil for having read Harry Potter. Maybe he was channeling the author?

Probably Hegseth himself - you know nobody in this administration can possibly get enough attention for themselves. Plus he does it to give himself an excuse to get rid of anyone not kissing his ass enough.

Money. Without even reading, I can guarantee that - be it directly, or indirectly - money (or the threat of withholding it) is the motivation.

Who’s visiting whom? Because if that were my offering for someone I was going to visit, I’m not sure it’d make it there intact.

You always knew they were a shit company.

I believe it is a beetle of some kind.

Yeah, looks kinda like Ringo to me.

Say “fuck it!” I do so enjoy saying that word.

having a good time being human waste

Why, yes - TY! I thoroughly enjoy being as shitty as possible.

Post title should be in the brandnewsentence community.

The few that remain which actually remember what flower power was all about.

Can’t you tell I never stopped?

Here, I’m assuming you dropped this: /s

He’ll be gone by the time the fallout from his fuck-ups become so apparent that even Wall Street can’t blow them off any more. Few other countries will do business with us anymore, and they’ll have squeezed every last drop of juice out of the American populace so there’ll be no more growth from any source except from the wealthy eating each other.

Only when the burning bush burns me!

Those all sound weirdly fascinating. Watching would have probably been like rubbernecking a bad accident - it’s horrible, but you can’t stop looking.

I like to take a gander at something (or someone) that’s pretty.

Grrr!

(No, GOOG, that’s not grrreat!)

The way those assholes have acted, they deserve to go out of business over this.

…the public instead preferred to call it the “toonie” (2-oonie).

So that’d make the $1 version also work with “L” for “Lone” (instead of 2).