Smash mouth genie
Built like a linebacker
I wonder if he’s forklift certified to drive a teensy forklift
Literally! Restrictions make us more creative, I always loved writing prompts for this. You could come up with some elements and number them and roll a die to choose them
Best rear window I’ve ever seen was the Hitchcock one
There’s a burger place by my house that, until a few months ago, still only took cash. They have no website, it’s one of the best burger places in the city (and we have a LOT of good burgers).
I’m feeling very grateful for places like that right now, and I don’t think I’m the only one.
That sucks, I can still play original disks on my PS2 (excellent system btw)
He’s got the mushroom in his hand as well as a pipe and a tab, I think they’re just referring to psychs in general, but you’re right, maybe they should’ve put more of a brown mushroom
Really hoping I didn’t come across as an antinatalist because I fucking hate antinatalists. They’re the dumbest fucking people.
I really don’t understand your phrasing of your original comment then because it was really coming off as passive aggression
Why are you taking offense to someone saying your lifestyle sounds terrible to them? They’re not saying you must be unhappy, just that they don’t want to live that way.
I don’t want kids, and I’m sure those with kids that they wanted are very happy, and I’m glad there are people for whom that is a happy life because it wouldn’t be to me.
Gotta edit my comment to say I was totally being autistic and completely missed your joke on the first pass, my bad!


For anyone wondering, it’s used like the jelly is used on humans, because it can help with the hair. The vets end up inhaling it.


As far as I’m concerned, Chuck Norris died in 2006 when Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight, and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
Voicing support for them related to Oct 2023 still points to some significant ignorance of the pre-existing war.
Or some combination of the two in almost 2% of people.
Oh wow I didnt know that, this was the first I had heard it
Oh weird maybe it’s different depending on the vehicle and maybe newer vehicles have separate bulbs. The car that I had where the DRLs and high beams were the same was an '05 Accord.
The real punk rock is the friends we made along the way