Thanks!
That’s the comm I was initially goint to post to, but I couldn’t recall the name…subscribed! and x-posted.

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”

I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.

Once would have been enough for me.

Canadian Taxpayers Federation work for ya?

Diddy? Or Diddy not?

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

< salivate >

It’s buried near the “19th hole” with Ivana.

Not disappointed! 5/5