:biggus-piggus: PIG NEWS :sicko-pig:

Also I hate to invoke harry potter but going through people’s family history and records to check whether they are or are not a real pure blood has the same energy as the fascist supporters of Voldemort.

:stop-posting-amogus: STOP

did you get this posting style from 4chan? this is embarrassing

people never enjoy the process of learning a skillset and using that skillset to overcome a challenge :very-intelligent:

absolutely absurd, incoherent take :downbear:

one of the worst gaming takes ive ever seen

Very often what I’m talking about is a combo attack that stun locks you until death while fighting a boss.

idk, attacks in dark souls 1 are all so telegraphed its hard to understand what you mean. in elden ring sure, maybe theres some stuff like this because the game is designed to be legit hard and expects you to die a lot. but in dark souls 1 there are very few things which can kill you at no fault of your own. everybody winds up their windups before attacking lol

If they learned about the genre, why do they keep doing the same shit in DS 2, 3, Bloodborne and Elden Ring?

I’d say they clearly applied a lot of what they learned in Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring. Dark Souls 2 is the only one that kind of regresses from a game design standpoint and that’s because it wasn’t made by the main team.

It’s not fun getting one-shotted by something that you don’t know about until after its killed you at least once.

then pay attention so you know about it before it kills you. there are very few true surprises, mostly its stuff that you blunder into if you’re not watching out.

There’s nothing interesting about worldbuilding that’s all made up of intentionally vague YoU hAvE tO fIlL iN tHe BlAnKs YoUrSeLf nonsense.

some people like to interpret

There’s nothing noteworthy about weapon upgrades that require you to look up a guide to see what’s worth investing materials in and what’s not.

literally any upgrade is acceptable, it doesnt matter which you choose.

That game is hard as balls and I absolutely love it, precisely because its designed in a such a way that it fixes everything about Dark Souls that sucks.

Yeah, surprisingly when they spent 5 years making 4 other games in the genre in between Dark Souls and Sekiro, they learned a few things about making games in that genre. surprising :shrug-outta-hecks:

And yet the geniuses of the gaming sphere all bashed their head cavities together and decided that SEKIRO was the bad one.

I’ve literally never heard this opinion once in my life and I’ve been a fan of the Souls games since 2012. I’ve always said that Sekiro is obviously the best one

recording of that time the US tried scaring the Viet Cong with scary ghost noises

:fedposting: hueuhahaehuaehheuauaeheau. ok let me add some sound effects to that, this’ll surely scare them

edit: this paragraph lmao

An example of the ghost tape being used effectively, was when the 6th Psychological Operations Battalion[4] mixed an authentic tiger roar during a time when North Việt Cộng soldiers were being attacked by tigers near a mountain. The 6th PSYOP got their information from a Việt Cộng defector by the name of Chiêu Hồi. With this information and a new recording, they sent soldiers behind enemy lines up a mountain passage with the task of playing this new ghost tape. After the 6th PSYOP played this recording, reportedly 150 Việt Cộng soldiers decided to leave their position on the mountain in fear of being killed by tigers. That is just one of many examples of the ghost tape being used effectively.[citation needed]

motherfuckers are literally being attacked by real-ass tigers and these fucking nerds think that they left because of a fake tiger and not the real ones

assuming the story is even remotely based in anything that happened, considering it has no sources at all. you’d think if it were totally made up though they’d make up a story that doesnt make them look fucking stupid lol

I’ve had lots of my work edited.

hmmmm, you know, a quick skim through most of the harry potter books would seem to indicate otherwise tbh

I for one want to see monarchal communism (does North Korea count as that?)

No, that’s literally just propaganda. The DPRK is a democracy and the Kims lead because they are popular because they’re essentially a family of “heroes” in their nation. You can argue that is less than ideal, but that is an inherent flaw in democracy, that celebrities are inherently powerful.

Yeah, Americans are bizarrely insulated. They really do think that the northeast quadrant of their town has a completely different culture from the northwest quadrant of their town, but of course those cultures are slightly more similar than the culture of those goddamn southwest quadrant motherfuckers.

The people in the next city over may as well be from Jupiter.

No.

I mean yeah, in certain contexts. In significant parts of the world they pretty much exclusively have that connotation still, the Nazis didn’t really affect it that much. But yeah, if you’re in the Americas or Europe cut that shit out obviously lol

My thoughts on Weezer:

:blob-no-thoughts:

Look, I’m allowed to be on my knees with my mouth open and what other people do is none of my business :galaxy-brain:

I don’t have to cum in order to consume cum, checkmate :expert-shapiro:

this is a site about finding creative ways to consume cum, idk what you expected tbh

This may be the dumbest struggle session in the history of this site. Everyone voicing any kind of opinion about Hasan Piker needs to log off. I couldn’t even figure out what the fuck any of you were talking about until like 3 threads in.

I knew the CIA was preventing me from getting laid