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Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that’s just been caught looking at clown based scat porn …but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It’s a story as old as time!

It is akin to the car that Homer Simpson designed.

Yep, and precede it with something like “I enjoy our friendship but I have to ask…”
Put the emphasis on the friendship and how both can learn from it.

The problem is you’re just not angry enough and therefore don’t need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!

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Yes, they will.