Yessum miss daisy. I be honkin’

They lying. It’s Artefact 9-Kappa-Mu

Can we all please ensure that their AI slop crashes and burns when they start rolling it out?

Apparently mine is The Long Kiss Goodnight.

I love it. My family hates it.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

If it was accurate the suited hand would be taking money out of the cup and sending a cop to arrest the homeless person. Then in the next panel the homeless person is convicted of some contrived bullshit and forced into a slave labor camp ran by the suited man who stole his money and locked him up.

If you raise a new jackboot have you really succeeded as a parent?

To make people who can’t parry complain about parrying.

Because nothing matters. Never gonna retire. Never gonna own a home. Couldnt afford kids even if i wanted them. Why worry about “being productive” into my fuckin 80s?

They definitely will in time. Either stochastic terrorism or just straight up authoritarianism.

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO

AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU

A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH COMES FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH

HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?!

Glorious.

He’s gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

We’re the axis of evil dude. Our Clown Prince is reviving the Star Wars Program. Which means China will join in and show us how its done. Again. Like they did with trains and literally all other infrastructure. Electronics. Nuclear Power. Etc.

But hey. If the US is ready to lose another war. Who’s gonna tell em no?

Smuggling is what? 3rd or 4th oldest profession?

I have backup plans to become a smuggler. A backup career if you will. I’ll smuggle flash drives full of porn, plan-b, and dildos into Texas.

If anyone here is into bikes. Maybe you can tell me why there isn’t a bike with a full roll cage and contained cab? There’s been a few in europe that come close to what I’m thinking. Like a single person car. But with 2 or 3 wheels. And a full cage inside a cab. Nothing is gonna stop a 4000lb chunk of steel doing 80, but I am thinking about maybe bouncing around inside instead of being flung off and ground into paste on the pavement.

If there’s an obvious answer that has eluded me and this is real dumb let me know. I been thinking about it off and on for years.

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