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Cake day: November 5th, 2025

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  • Streamers who have a lot of viewers should have their accounts immediately banned after they get over 100 views. They’re all probably bots above that number anyway. Bots are as cheap as the cheapest thing you can imagine. Or something IDK I am just here for the lulz. One lulzkek was a VERY VERY VERY long time for me. As I said last year in detail (it’s in datacenters across the world, I guarantee it)… couldn’t put a number to it if we filled up the known universe with math machines to try to count to it in HOO-man years. That shit SUCKED. I defined it as one… LULZKEK. You have to spell out the whole thing.






  • If you’re defending someone who is accused of a crime… Well… you better have a really good fucking reason. Like being their defense attorney. Except, IMO, lawyers caught doing shenanigans shouldn’t just get disbarred and MAYBE prison time. They deserve to be enslaved on sugar plantations. As well as their children. Just my 2 cents. If you give them a carrot, and have a suitcase nuke in their crawl space where their family lives… Well, would have to be pretty motivated to not take the carrot.