“What’s that, I can’t hear you, I think the call is breaking up”
Rocket: Not the call, no…
Yes, but have you ever done speakerphone on a MacBook? It’s like they’re in the room with you.
Of course, carrying around a phone is a bit easier than carrying around a whole ass laptop, elegant as they may be…
On a laptop, it’s just called a speaker
Whilst out walking the dog recently I walked past a guy in a ground floor apt having a very loud FaceTime conversation on the patio at midnight. The dag decided that was the spot to squat and take a very long and large shit while listening intently with her giant ears and making eye contact, I’ve never loved the little demon more.
How DARE this person TALK to someone else in MY space. Ok bro lol
Please enter the rocket.
It’s not all about you. It’s entirely possible to act decently.
Confirmed speakerphone user
It would be fine if they were actually “talking” but usually these people fucking scream into their phones. If you are making it impossible for other people to talk and listen, then you will/should get bullied for it.



