Do you need to borrow a flashlight? It seems you’ve gotten far enough up your own butt that you might need some help finding your way back out again

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On a laptop, it’s just called a speaker

Yeah, but if Kojima made it, the character names would have to be insane. Like “Morpheus” and “Dozer” or “Cypher.” Oh, wait…

I don’t get it.

When asked what causes thunder, my 3rd grade teacher’s response was “it’s clouds bumping together.” One of the students tried to correct her and got in trouble.

I suggest a zoom call with your partner to sort it out (cameras off, of course)

2.2 stars. Woof

Why talk when you both are already looking at your phones?

Dildo damn, this is genius

It looks like a huge pain in the ass to store anything in. I get that’s not the point, but goddamn

Some of them were actually called out as fake. From the poster’s history, there were examples of their handwriting in posts which could be matched to the fake pizza box thing they posted

I hate to say it, but that’s just my muddy estimate. It could be a few more

Super cute if it actually happened. Not saying it’s fake, but it would be so easy to fake. Similar to that rash of posts on Reddit about 10 years ago of people supposedly getting pizzas delivered with messages and drawings on the boxes from staff.

I guess I was looking for some kind of deeper reference I wasn’t getting. The basic absurdity of it is refreshing in a way

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Why would that be funny?

Yes, please! What a great idea

Are these dipshits still a problem around here? Since I joined, I’ve blocked hundreds of communities, instances, and users. I don’t see them anymore

What a dumbass comment. Why not charge $50 per 15 mins?

Edit: Sorry $49.99, obviously