Its definitely the most I’ve ever spent on a watch and I don’t regret it. It’s been incredible as a travel watch and while I don’t do a ton of water sports, it’s been bulletproof for swimming, snorkeling, etc. I’ve been fairly precious with it but I’ve used it for 4 years, mostly daily.

The face of the watch seems incredibly resilient. I’m a pretty active guy, and I haven’t gotten a single scratch on it, which is really impressive to me as a lifetime watch wearer. I’ve had a number of G-Shocks and quite a number of other watches from various other makers and I’ve never encountered a watch face that’s so scratch resistant. I will probably die with this watch in basically perfect condition after many years of use

I wish I knew. I’ve been asked before, but I got it years ago at some hipstery boutique shop in San Francisco in the inner Richmond. It’s got no maker’s mark unfortunately

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

-Michael Gretzky

To quote George Carlin:

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”

The original comment is sooo obviously satirical

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On a laptop, it’s just called a speaker

Yeah, but if Kojima made it, the character names would have to be insane. Like “Morpheus” and “Dozer” or “Cypher.” Oh, wait…

I don’t get it.

When asked what causes thunder, my 3rd grade teacher’s response was “it’s clouds bumping together.” One of the students tried to correct her and got in trouble.

I suggest a zoom call with your partner to sort it out (cameras off, of course)

2.2 stars. Woof

Why talk when you both are already looking at your phones?

Dildo damn, this is genius

It looks like a huge pain in the ass to store anything in. I get that’s not the point, but goddamn

Some of them were actually called out as fake. From the poster’s history, there were examples of their handwriting in posts which could be matched to the fake pizza box thing they posted

I hate to say it, but that’s just my muddy estimate. It could be a few more

Super cute if it actually happened. Not saying it’s fake, but it would be so easy to fake. Similar to that rash of posts on Reddit about 10 years ago of people supposedly getting pizzas delivered with messages and drawings on the boxes from staff.

I guess I was looking for some kind of deeper reference I wasn’t getting. The basic absurdity of it is refreshing in a way