Probably not.

I’m assuming this opinion is not the correct one

They also keep introducing new characters I don’t really give a shit about. I don’t know if they’re from the game, I’ve never played it.

I liked the first season but for some reason I haven’t been vibing with the second as much. Idk why.

Oh so that’s what’s been pinching my balls.

As a guy on blood pressure meds, I’m pretty sure I could give those hummingbirds a run for their money.

Thank you for all the times you got me un-stuck from the washing machine.

Alarm clocks rise up!

It’s actually called “The Tower of Respect”

But Dirt Owl we were smooching last night!

They tend to hate porn too

Nah that’s lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there’s a poison dart one and one who… idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.

Honestly, I’d like it if Hollywood went back to making a lot of cheesy historical genre pieces, better than Marvel slop. We should have a series of highly anachronistic adaptations of Greek mythology where some hunky dude fights a claymation cyclops! I want Perseus with a robot owl goddammit!

But I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste

Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

Define an “unnecessary sex scene”? What makes a scene in a piece of media necessary beyond it being something the author wanted to put in the work?

My bad should have credited them

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Dastardly!

He was BORN in China too