I was mistaken. Vibratex, which made the original Hitachi Magic Wand, is still making them today. They just dropped the “Hitachi” from the name.

Even though they’re made by a different company now they’re still pretty good ;)

The Hitachi Magic Wand

It’s to feed all the dragons.

IMO Teams is better than Slack

Are you a serial killer?

Egg

Special treatment at work /s

My friends call me crazy for mixing fried spam into Mac and cheese.

https://youtu.be/KAwyWkksXuo?si=jpA2nW7q6AXE9WwA

Corn me up daddy-o!

I moved to the Midwest a few years ago and my friends keep hazing me with ranch. They mail gallons of ranch to my house, photoshop ranch my pictures, even give me ranch related clothing. All this because I said I didn’t like ranch on my pizza. The Midwest has a ranch obsession and it must be stopped!