Wouldn’t a simulation of our reality necessitate that the “simulator” existed in a more complex reality than our own? Because while we might make a convincing display of realistic “stuff” we are not anywhere, anywhere at all, near being able to accurately simulate all of the spectacular details that are included in something as small as a living room. Just the amount of data you would need to accurately catalog all of the atoms in that room, their composition, their temperature, the forces they’re experiencing and their interactions with each other… it quickly scales up to a functionally infinite amount of data.

It seems like the best that we could ever hope for is to create a simpler version of our own reality, which would mean that the reality which birthed ours must be more complex, no?

I formally submit my application to join said group, I hate it all with a passion

Ushankas are cool as fuck, who’s making fun of you for wearing them? They’re objectively the best cold weather hat, and they’re so soft and comfy, like blankets for your ears. I wish they made like, non-warming versions so I could wear them when it was hot out 😤

The new Day of the Jackal show is full of liberal brainrot about an MI6 agent who just has to get an innocent child killed and then keep on getting more people killed in a series of ludicrously bungled operations, but she feels super dooper sorry about it and she just really wants to get the bad guy!

I genuinely can’t tell if I’m supposed to see the agent chasing the assassin as a villain or not, like I have to assume I’m supposed to empathize with her character and think that she’s the good guy, because all mainstream cop schlock is written from the lib perspective of trying to excuse all the crimes that police agencies actually commit by inventing insane circumstances to justify them and then pretending that that somehow makes their actual real life behavior acceptable. But her character is straight up loathsome, and I just want the assassin to garrote her or something.

Whatever. The assassination bits are kinda cool. So far a resounding “meh.”

Maybe someone else took her in.

Hell is other people

Also I just ate a whole bunch more of the cookies cuz I can’t just throw cookies in the garbage, that would be insane. So here’s to more green poo tomorrow

I’m pretty sure that’s beaver canon 🤔

Kamala Harris lost the election

Too much green food coloring in the cookies I ate nearly gave me a heart attack on the shitter. Hello, hope you’re all having a good day/night.

Dave the Diver is stressing me out because they keep sending me on wacky missions with ancient artifacts and bombs and shit but every time I go diving in just wanna catch tasty fish so I can have a nice restaurant 😤

Mega “thread”? Just call it a rope ffs

You’re (slowly) leaking oil and it’s burning off. Keep an eye on your oil levels at the bare minimum.

I won’t bother linking the article, but it was darkly amusing to see, literally the morning after Harris’s loss, the NYTimes put out an article about how, actually, inflation was a pretty big problem after all, and maybe the administration could’ve done more to assuage people’s frustration about price increases.

OOOOOPS

When you beat the check engine light allegations

The bitching hour. It’s like the witching hour, but it’s whatever hour you have to get up to go to work.

I still remember his son or one of his staffers or something on the radio being asked if they wanted African American people to have health care, and their answer was “I want them to be able to afford their own healthcare.”

The lie that keeps on working, every fucking time.

Fuckin A+, holy shit

If you can’t distinguish yourself from your opponent other than saying “he’s rude, I’m not,” well it turns out there are a lot of fed up, vindictive people in this country who would prefer rude.

Welcome to the resistance