Loool fuck off

Sounds absolutely delicious

Turns out making games just to please shareholders doesn’t make sales?

Its a pretty willfully nefarious game of hot potato and they are very willing to keep it going as long as possible.

Then we get “too big to fail” so they can be bailed out with social funds instead of going down in flames for gambling.

The dream of lonely boring tech douches

Everything must now turn into tiktok because turning everything into twitter didnt work

Mmm stonks is more about shareholders demanding faster returns. This isnt a cut and dry supply and demand thing (markets havent been supply and demand since the stock market started), its shareholder feelings and ai investment shit.

Would love for any of it to have a shred of logic in it, but if games were for gamers and not stockholders IaP wouldn’t exist etc

Highly doubt its about user reception, rather that its more about stonks.

Ai is the machine powering turbo-enshittification of other products.

Yay a bad idea was revived? But i hope the 3 people that will unironically love this, have the best time

No thank you. He needs to stay retired or w/e.

The tv isnt on.

That’s how tariffs work… thats what a tariff is

Boooo

You can easily block these ads by never using the slop engine

And they wont because they cant figure out how to have it all at the same time:

• move out of the way of the big screen for watching video
• be easy enough to switch to and tactile enough to be worth using it more often than the touch screen
• doesnt make the phone too thick
• doesn’t make the phone too long
• doesn’t make the phone so complicated mechanically that it falls apart in a year because they refuse to build it with better parts to last no matter the situation

You can do some of these but not all of them at once.

These will continue to be gimmicks and not mainstream.

Sell tshirts that say “i survived the fall of the worlds biggest bullies and all i got was this cheaply printed Tshirt”

Yar

I played with a group that defeated a boss by unionizing his minions against him so they could have a worker owned dungeon. I played another campaign where i turned a kingdom over to its field workers and abdicated and destroyed the monarchy after defeating its ruler.

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