social media addiction is on par with methamphetamine

Isnt methamphetamine banned for all people, though?

This is brilliant. I might even send Easter cards this year, just to write this inside.

Yes

This is a totally fair point, and I’d normally be 100% with you on it. The only point I’d offer here, is that this is a man, and a cabal, that are cruel. Marketed as cruel, openly cruel and deliberately cruel. If during his campaign, he’d said, “yeah, I’m elderly. I might have problems that you younger ones are yet to face”. Instead of the constant strongman posturing, I might have more sympathy.

As it is, it’s like the bully being exposed for how pathetic they really are. It’s maybe not nice to laugh at the pathetic bully, but maybe you can see why people would do it.

ikr, who the hell was saying “I can’t wait for 2026”??

It’s funny (not funny) that those 3 things seem like the least bad things a person could pick, when complaining about 2026.

You think they came up with names like palantir from their own imagination?

That’s not entirely true https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/25/24050478/apple-ios-17-4-browser-engines-eu

America: Not Safe for Queen

Is about the least surprising headline of the year.

and still no gecko firefox for ios.

No, you’re quite right. I take it back. I read far too hastily. You clearly said centuries and I read decades.

2? At least 6. EDIT: I take this back, I misread/read too lazily. It was 2 centuries, not decades.

They’re cooked. Tim Cooked.

Good luck chuds trying to argue against that

Their deaths were the price you pay for freedom. They are martyrs now.

everything’s a game to the treat-pilled brain

This is an important question that deserves better than being ignored, here.

Very good!

Everything apart from the silver medal. There’s no way she could finish second. Not when it’s her turn to win.

“'ow about we add some vinegah—”

wtf are you trying to do here?

piss off, apple. you brought this on yourselves.