Jonah was in the fish. But you’re right about Job being a plaything.

just an hour or so each morning

are you serious?

If I hear this crap one more time I’m going to make the news.

Why is Lemmy so boomer-brained?

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My mom used to pick the smoking section. I’ll never be able to empathize with that.

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Pleeeease! Twitter is broken and embeds have stopped working half the time.

Sorry, that’s my bad.

they told me of having to leave Ukraine and go to Canada because of the famines and massacres

this is not contradicting what humanspiral said

We should demand the death penalty for billionaires. They’ll counter-offer us if we’re loud enough.

I hold no power, but I still stay something.

was

No. Are. They are currently, presently, supporting a genocide. The consensus of those who study genocides is that Israel is committing a genocide. It has become so obvious that Wikipedia just settled all internal debate on the matter.

/s?

What are you talking about? Oh, Nightwatch Admin just mixed up the 2nd and 3rd amendment rights.

I have. Quite a lot. I think they actually made things worse just to spite me.

Lindsay Lohan played herself and Jamie Lee Curtis? Amazing!

I’m so tired. I’m just going to vote the same way Aaron Bushnell did.

I make a shitpost on mastodon about once a month.

no u