

Sometimes i wish i wasnt completely unloveable.
Only sometimes though–mostly when I’m thinking about kissing.
Planning optimizing and glitching my way dowm the highway to hell.
Pro tip: there’s a great wall you almost can’t avoid clipping through in liberalism–gets you most of the way there.
Sometimes i wish i wasnt completely unloveable.
Only sometimes though–mostly when I’m thinking about kissing.
That’s liberalism!
An app that creates birds to identify.
Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.
A calendar I can actually remember to use
A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.
A web browser that doesn’t suck!
Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.
It’s an attempt to introduce some hint of the core gimmick of ‘blades in the dark’; a game that keeps the action moving by making you do all your planning in flashbacks–like a heist movie.
Those wacky Iranians, having such peculiar exotic practices and problems. I’m so glad that isnt happening here.
hacks the last limb off Marc reisner’s corpse and wraps it trash bags, while kicking his torso
So wacky and exotic–What’ll they think of next?
Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?
Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?
Yeah but they all did it at least once.
Probably about someone else’s body, but still.
Most people haven’t had a thought since high school.
It’s not as insane a request as it might first appear–does anyone else working for him know how to do that?
I would love enchanted apps.
Its not enough, but it’s not nothing. It widens horizons of action and makes people more hostile to power–less likely to snitch, at the very least.
If you really want to delve into it–It’s not their king, but we at least got one of their bishops, or something.
Okay, yes, it’s bad, but what if what they’re saying makes me really uncomfortable?
The more you say it, the more likely it is to stop being true.
Which is more important–him being taco, or you reassuring yourself?
Edit: you reassuring yourself. Got it. Agreed–fuck material reality anyway.
They’re craven and evil–not compulsively evil like the red menace
Some people remember–and sometimes these things make it into the general cultural fabric in ways less dramatic than we might hope.
Ask anyone under 40 if they think they have privacy–and delve into what that word means to them. It won’t be the same answer you’d have got in 2000. Likewise, ask any parent if there’s an elected official–from comptroller to POTUS–who they would feel safe letting babysit their children.
Yeah. Voting blue no matter who turned out to not be a good strategy.
I’m so sad this wasn’t real.
I guess he was pretty loud about getting them released.
So maybe not. Maybe that’s why mossad killed him.
Weird how none of the party backed whatshisname in new York. Please stop.