as a punishment

Honestly they should be permabanned for upvoting a comment that says “I’ll take all the downboats now”

There are like five categories in the Game Awards this year where if the seemingly most likely to win candidate actually wins I will become the Joker. The burden of being a colossal hater :(

I knew we shouldn’t have given you the unilateral termination clause in the polycule contract, but did anyone listen to me? No!

There is a real epidemic of LGBT+ folks’ journeys of self-discovery making them think “everyone must be just like me, they just don’t know it yet”

Mathematicians are always trying to find new prime numbers, but all the ones they have found lately are impractically large. Maybe they should try looking at smaller numbers just to make sure they didn’t miss any, when was the last time someone checked if 27 is prime?

Wow they hate me

The manga always felt to me like the author wanted to make a regular shonen story but could only get it greenlit as a semi softcore porn thing, and once it got a following it immediately stopped feeling pornographic.

I just ate a pizza that was almost too garlicky, which is something I didn’t believe was possible before this

I’m trying to come up with some insightful take about why Veilguard is kinda bad, but it really feels like just about everything in it is slightly off. Characters will change their facial expression half a second too late. Dialogue choices will often have the character say a different quip than the one I chose for seemingly no reason. There is a chest full of treasure behind every corner, even when it makes no sense, like when I found one in an alley three meters and a ladder away from a beggar. The world is full of puzzles that are in-universe locks, but they do a very bad job of keeping unwanted people out and seem like they would be a pain to open normally. Characters will say things that don’t quite make sense like “if someone thinks they know all the secrets of this town, they are lying”. I could go on.

Any of these alone would be a goofy nitpick, but these kinds of things are so impressively ever-present that the whole really suffers.

Showing up at the tattoo parlor and asking for a single letter tattooed on one of my knuckles, with some of my other knuckles bandaged for what I swear is a completely unrelated reason

but I bet you can find so many apples with it

Injecting myself with stuff to turn into that guy sitting at the corner table of every bar

How about a new office, Secretary of Social Media? The reddit minister.

It’s going to be so funny when the victorious communist revolutionaries find the CIA database and it turns out none of it was an op, people just did all that on their own

Somehow even lesser son of pretty mediocre sires

The artist knew what they were doing, they chose to give the monkey butt dimples even though they make no sense because of the fur

You have convinced me, reddit user LeResist, from now on I will be perfectly selfless by swearing loyalty to the largest ethnic group, the Han Chinese

Just had a Deadlock match where a guy just straight up moaned in dissatisfaction when the team didn’t do what he wanted, and that was the only communication he did. Comms are very important in these games, you see.

It’s pretty amusing that many liberals’ takeaway from the election seems to be “the USA is too misogynist to elect a female president”, when just four years ago claims that Bernie Sanders had said the same thing to Warren was seen as evidence of his misogyny.