If I catch any of you kissing there will be hell to pay
NO SMOOCHING ALLOWED. BANNED.
The Sino-Soviet Split was just a massive polycule implosion
heh you made the same mistake god did, didn’t say anything about buttstuff too bad!
HEY! NO SMOOCHING! STOP THAT!
I AM SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW MODS PLS BAN THIS SMOOCHER BEFORE I FILL THE SITE WITH PISS
UNLIMITED SMOOCHES ON HEXBEAR
But with piss
We were dating each other?
It’s not U it’s me
And also me. And also that asshole over there.
Oh. Yeah. All of us.
This is all we have you can’t take this away from us.Just for you, you can date people in !bureaucracy@hexbear.net. They can’t date you back though, so good luck
Polycule ended.
Infinicule engage.
But Dirt Owl we were smooching last night!
Ended before I was even aware it was a thing or even involed, this has happened to me twice now 😔
No, you were involved.
Wait, shit, did we fuck up consent? The thing with the pizza?
I prob forgot to check my notifications thenSorry hon. I’d hug you, but the dirtowl would be mad.
Is all good 😊
No it’s not. Fuck I’m so alone. I relied on that/this relationship to a thoroughly unhealthy degree.
Same, thought about this for a while driving home
This is what we call non ethical non monogamy. You can choose to end your relationship with us but you don’t control our relationships with each other you stinky bird!
I think there might’ve been a clause
me & my monogamous chapo chat boo chillin in the corner:
I knew we shouldn’t have given you the unilateral termination clause in the polycule contract, but did anyone listen to me? No!
Noooooooooo
