Shhhs as true as this is, the joke doesn’t work when people start throwing facts about!

If I was hard when wrestling I’d start questioning my sexuality

It’s not the web it’s you dude. You’re not using the software the way it’s intended to be used. There is no reason at all to ever need 1000+ tabs open.

And fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Not just a working ground pin and flail, there’s a fuse right there in the plug for extra protection and it’s easy to lay them on the floor and make fun traps that are worse than standing on Lego!

How dafauq is the former Brexit party doing so well.

Well you can’t know how somebody else feels. You can take your best guess. But there is no way to actually know, without asking them. Empaths think they know how somebody feels and to them it’s a fact that this person must feel that way, In actuality they could be completely way off because what they are doing is imagining how the other person feels based on how they would feel in the same situation, which might not be true of the other person. So even though they have empathy, they are not an empath, such things can’t exist without the ability to mind read, and there’s no proof that anybody can do that.

Or just don’t have access to proper mental health care

I think the point of this is you can’t know how they feel, only assume. Empaths assume and then trust their assumption so much they believe it to be fact.

Who do I vote for then conservatives are shite. Labour are shite. There aren’t really any good choices. I at least agree with a lot of the lib dem policies.

I’m in the UK and I’m pretty certain if trump wins and fulfils his promise of pulling the US out of NATO, the world will be going to war, and don’t think for a second that the US will be on our side.

What about Lib Dems? On paper they seem like a solid choice. However they will never get enough votes to matter, why we end up with this two party system.

Yes but he also disrespected the court (falling to sleep and badmouthing people on social media), shows no remorse (claiming innocence despite a unanimous jury) had 34 charges against him (all unanimous) and did it to trick his way into the highest position in office. Which should all be considered when sentencing.

Would the fact he was disrespectful to the court (falling to sleep, badmouthing people on social media), shows no remorse (still claiming to be innocent despite overwhelming evidence against and a unanimous jury) and the fact there’re 34 charges against him (all unanimously guilty) not factor heavily into his sentencing. Also the reasoning behind what he did, to trick his way into the highest political position in America.

Does this include mobile games and especially gamefied gambling like candy crush etc because that I can believe.

And don’t forget that other guy

I bet the underside of your desk looks like the ceiling of a cave

Sounds like they need a job

Where’s a vegan tried to dictate how I live my life, just like the religious nutjobs.

Honestly the storylines have been pretty weak. The 3rd episode seems like a move in the right direction though.