So. Counterpoint to this, in that I think those guys should just keep doing what they’re doing.
The bar is so low all I need to do is show up on a date and not say anything racist and I’m in.
In fact: y’all should go even harder with the douchebaggery.
I’m glad he didn’t get eaten by sharks but it would have been really funny if he got eaten by sharks. It’s a conundrum.
When encountering the unknown, no matter how rational a person is, there is a primal set of three questions written somewhere deep into our genetic code that compels us to ask: can I eat it? Can I fuck it? Can I kill it?
Orangutans haven’t been to space tho. I mean. On their own. Probably.
Worst case Ontario we can get two birds stoned at once.
Better yet if only the word cum is
Stupid fucking whorediot foes stupid fucking whorediot stuff, more news at 7.
I worked at a McDonald’s that had a play place back in the day.
Almost every day some kid would shit, piss, or puke in it.
The movie is so fucking dumb. I absolutely love the avatar movies in 3d at the theatre but there’s zero reason to ever watch it at home. The movie really exists as a way to hold together wildly ambitious visual art
So. You’ll hear no argument from me on how banal the thing is. The setting, the plot, the characters. None of it does anything particularly engaging.
But holy fucking shit this movie and the one before it were breathtaking visual spectacles that I’ve not seen before or since.
Shopping at home hardware is such a weird experience. You can ask questions and the people working there actually know the answers to the questions and can point you in the right direction.
It’s weird to interact with someone that isn’t a fucking troglodyte that knows nothing about the products they’re selling.
Tangentially related: setting up hammocks in my living room was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. It’s so comfortable.
I fucking hate camping so much
Dude. I will never buy anything from and ad You fucks have been trying for 30+ years and not once had it worked.
Know what I would pay you for? A functional fucking search engine you fucking dirty myopic shit cabbages.
Fuck the whole fucking lot of you
Xi creates a TikTok account called “shit my roommate says” that ends up exploding in popularity due to the non stop verbal diarrhea and general idiocy spraying out of trumps mouth constantly. Xi has to try and manage Trump to maintain the illusion that everything is normal while also keeping the whole thing going since he’s making so much money. Trump’s narcissism and idiocy end up bringing the whole charade to a screeching halt, or so we think until the credits roll and we see that Ci never stopped posting the TikToks
But hasn’t history proven that Marx’s dream of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably resulting in a proletariat that’s more oppressive than the bourgeoise it vilifies?
My players once used charisma and magic to basically trick/enslave some generic box to participate in everything for THE WHOLE CAMPAIGN. I kept trying to kill him and when that didn’t work I tried to make them feel bad about the situation because he had a family at home that had no idea where he was and when I finally managed to kill him they just brought him back from the dead. He was a level 4 night and they were level 18 when the campaign ended
Also. Buttholes. Everybody’s got a butthole.
There’s actual science on this that says women will get turned on by pretty much anything as long as they feel safe.
So like. The barest amount of cognizance of the objective danger women face, like, constantly, and a respectful effort to show by example that you’re not part of it (which doesn’t mean saying it, like: first off I swear I’m not going to rape you isn’t going to make anyone swoon) and you’re in.
I wish more people understood that the enemy way to make people think you’re a good person is to just be a good fucking person.