• BigFig
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    304 months ago

    I motion for the judge to give this man a swift kick in the ass, maybe then he’ll understand his place in this trial

    • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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      184 months ago

      “You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I ruttin’ beat you with until you learn who’s in command around here!”

      • FuglyDuck
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        114 months ago

        Full quote:

        Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal. And then maybe—maybe—we’ll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can’t change that by gettin’ all… bendy.

        Wash: All what?

        Jayne: You got the light from the… console to keep you… lift you up… shine like— {starts grabbing at the air} little angels.

        Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

        Simon: I told him to sit down

        (Simon dosed Jayne with sedatives.)

    • FuglyDuck
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      74 months ago

      Maybe take one of those $400 pineapples and shove it up there, for good measure.