🇦🇺Baku@sh.itjust.works to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · edit-21 year agoDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)message-squaremessage-square501fedilinkarrow-up128file-text
arrow-up128message-squareDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)🇦🇺Baku@sh.itjust.works to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square501fedilinkfile-text
AKA: Daily random thread: Baku doing the posting cuz nobody has invented automoderator for Lemmy yet Edit: words
minus-squareuseless_modern_godlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoI did a favour for a Terry White chemist today and repaired a digital lockset door handle. The owner gave me a bottle of multivitamin for it🥴 Now I’m thinking to myself, do I appear vitamin deficient ?
minus-squarebull⚡@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoCould have at least given you something exciting from behind the counter! “Save these for a big night out/big night in” sort of stuff with a big wink.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOut of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
minus-squareuseless_modern_godlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoHe hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
minus-squareOIP@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
I did a favour for a Terry White chemist today and repaired a digital lockset door handle. The owner gave me a bottle of multivitamin for it🥴
Now I’m thinking to myself, do I appear vitamin deficient ?
Could have at least given you something exciting from behind the counter! “Save these for a big night out/big night in” sort of stuff with a big wink.
I know right?
Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
He hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
“Your wish has been granted.”
‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
😂