When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, “Betcha can’t eat just one.”
She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it’s yellow.
I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.
Lays Potato Chips
When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, “Betcha can’t eat just one.”
She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it’s yellow.
I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.
You’re supposed to eat them you freak.