I have a theory about this place. I have noticed a theme of owls. Several users are named after owls or have owls in their profile pictures. But why? Why would a site named after bears use so much owl iconography?

Let’s think about owls. People like owls, they’re cute and fluffy. They look like cats. They’re wise. But they are also sneaky, silent predators. They operate under the cover of darkness and swoop down on their unsuspecting prey before they even know what hit them.

Believe it or not, this makes owls the perfect symbol for a tankie instance. I think that’s why these people like them. Think about it. They pretend to be nice and friendly to get LGBTQI+ people to let their guard down, and then, like a scheming owl, strike them with Marxist brainwashing.

Leftists are like owls in the way that they pretend to offer something comforting and friendly, but they are secret predators ready to take what is yours. Do not trust them. I don’t have any evidence of Hexbear doing anything bigoted, but it’s only a matter of time. The owls are hiding something.