• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      2910 months ago

      Cubicles break things up. To maximize synergy we need an open floor plan so everyone can hear and see everyone else.

      • @aesthelete@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        To maximize efficiency we cannot have the cubicle walls potentially blocking the path of the farts and sneezes they must all breathe in. Every fart and sneeze must be fully breathed in by staff to cut down on cleaning costs!

      • @TOModera@lemmy.world
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        610 months ago

        Worked at 3 of them that did that. Worst working environmentsever. Current one is experimenting with it, but I’m WFH all the time so I just made it known I never want that.

    • Flying Squid
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      710 months ago

      Sometimes you have to give them a little extra to make them more productive. It’s okay, we found a loophole in accounting so it’s a write-off.