This is a story from 2016. In case you missed it.
This story encapsulates, for me, the cult mentality, of Christianity.
::: spoiler TL:DR: They bought the oil at Tractor Supply. spoiler:::
This is a story from 2016. In case you missed it.
This story encapsulates, for me, the cult mentality, of Christianity.
::: spoiler TL:DR: They bought the oil at Tractor Supply. spoiler:::
That’s strange, because God told me he wanted Johnny and his friends to go fuck themselves with a cactus.
That’s strange, because last I checked, this made less news than that tent party that one group had for a couple of weeks, and people are leaving organized religion faster than they can be indoctrinated—to the point of irrelevance in about 50 years.
Also, let’s pretend this was real for a sec: so what? God made an oily Bible, but he can’t be bothered to clear out the cancer ward in one Children’s hospital? 50%? 25%? Nope, we get Johnny and Jerry Quest over here with their magic Bible, because God is good…? GFY.